I won a lot of money but don't want anyone knowing because everyone will be asking me for cash. How do I spend my money without everyone knowing I'm practically rich now?
You definitely need to give me your address and phone number so we can discuss this in person. Oh wait, now I’m just one of those long-lost family members coming out of the woodwork. But, we did have a child together so you’re probably legally required to cut me in on this. I’ll have my lawyer call yours. No biggie.