Collin is known as a diva for his nighttime routine. (Remember, we're in a unique situation at Buff Loft that we live with our co-workers so we know more about each other than the average colleagues.)
Collin needs to be on a certain side of the bed, he requires some sort of noise to lull him to sleep (TV or music), and two bottles or glasses of water must be within reach to drink in the middle of the night should he wake up, his body needs to be covered with a blanket but his arms and shoulders stay above that one and are covered with a second blanket. There are other requirements but I'll spare you those details.
So, years ago, when Collin was fresh in a new relationship, there was the inevitable, "Hey, you wanna sleep over tonight?" He got a yes and didn't think ahead to his bedtime routine that would be on full display for getting some shuteye.
As the night began, Collin's partner innocently climbed into bed, claiming the coveted spot that Collin had grown accustomed to. With a casual comment, Collin asserted his claim to the sacred side of the bed, and his partner, none the wiser, relinquished the spot. But that was only the beginning of the nocturnal shenanigans.