My partner likes walking around the house naked and wants me to join in. I don't like the idea because we have dogs and their heads come right up to our... you know. It's not that they do anything but I just don't want my bits dangling in their faces. I don't want his doing that either. What's the compromise?
Get rid of the dogs at - Take. It. Off!
OK, OK, let's get somewhat serious.
I actually kinda hear you on this. Our bosses have two dogs that are constantly around Buff Loft. Not that we walk around naked (a lot) but dogs that have heads that come up to ours (think about that for a second) can be awkward. Why? Because they have wild noses that go wherever the dog catches a whiff.
I get how you can be uncomfortable with your "bits dangling" in front of your dogs. Seriously. While pets are beloved family members, they are still animals, and maintaining a certain boundary of personal dignity and hygiene is perfectly reasonable. It's not about them doing anything wrong; it's about your comfort, your boundaries, and frankly, just that "ick" factor that many of us experience when an overly curious snout gets a little too close to, well, anything we prefer to keep covered.
What your partner is seeking – a sense of freedom and comfort in their own home – is also a very natural desire. For many, being naked at home is about feeling uninhibited, comfortable and truly at ease. It can even be a way to feel closer to a partner, fostering a sense of intimacy and vulnerability. The key here is not to negate either of these valid desires but to find where they can happily co-exist.
So, how do we bridge the gap between naked freedom and nether-region protection?
Designated "Naked Zones": Could there be specific rooms in your home where nudity is embraced and where the dogs have limited or no access? Perhaps the bedroom and ensuite bathroom become your partner's (and potentially your) clothing-optional sanctuary. During these times, the dogs might be encouraged to stay in a different part of the house or even enjoy some outdoor time if your yard is secure.
Scheduled "Naked Times": Instead of an all-day, every-day default, what about setting specific times? Maybe it’s first thing in the morning before the dogs are fully awake and zooming, or late at night after their last potty break, when they’re usually settled and sleepy. This allows your partner to enjoy their preferred state of undress without it becoming a constant source of anxiety for you.
Strategic Garments: If complete nudity is the sticking point, but the desire for minimal clothing remains strong, consider some strategic alternatives. For guys, of course we recommend the vast collection of under-gear from Happy Bulge Swim Co. Think skimpy and practically naked, especially with their underwear collection. .
Explain your discomfort clearly, focusing on the "ick" factor and your desire for personal boundaries, rather than making it sound like your partner’s preference is wrong. Reassure them that it’s not about judging their desire for comfort but about finding a way for both of you to feel comfortable and respected in your shared home.
And finally, remember to let us know the days and times and if company is allowed over, cuz...