It seems like when I write one commentary about social media, I'm instantly reminded of something else that annoys me about the platforms -- or, at least the people on the platforms.
From duck-faced selfies to lengthy rants about why pineapple belongs on pizza (it doesn't, fight me), I thought I was desensitised to most of social media's quirks. Then, I stumbled upon a new, deeply perplexing phenomenon that tickles my funny bone before making me involuntarily cringe: the "official" or "real" in a regular person's social media username.