I kinda wanna be a dog

I kinda wanna be a dog

Oh, to be a dog. I wake up most mornings, wrestle with the existential dread of my alarm clock, glance at the piling bills on the counter, and then cast an envious eye at my furry housemates -- the boss' dogs -- who are belly-up, snoring like contented chainsaws. And that’s when the thought hits me, almost daily: pets, particularly dogs, have it ridiculously easy.

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My truth? My best life? Manifest it! Holy empty buzzwords, Batman

My truth? My best life? Manifest it! Holy empty buzzwords, Batman

There are few things in this grand, baffling theatre of life that bring me quite as much unadulterated, slightly cynical joy as scrolling through my social media feed and encountering the latest wave of hyper-inspirational, motivation-on-steroids posts.

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Customer service ain't what it used to be

Customer service ain't what it used to be

Is it just me, or does customer service take forever now? I find myself asking this question almost every time I need to interact with a company, and the answer, sadly, is almost always a resounding "no, it's not just me."

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Let's have more kid-free zones in this world

Let's have more kid-free zones in this world

It made international headlines — for good and bad reasons — when a New Jersey restaurant banned children under 10 years of age. You already know the two sides of the story without hearing it: Yesssssss! and That’s so unfair.

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There's no way I'm doing it again

There's no way I'm doing it again

I think back on my time as a student walking the halls of my school… and occasionally skipping class. I remember how life was carefree, I felt safe and looked forward to growing up and making something of my life.

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Why would we stay when you treat us like this?

Why would we stay when you treat us like this?

I’ve commented before about how customer service ain’t what it used to be. Because of that, I find I want to deal with companies less and less. If that was their goal, well, mission: accomplished.

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You sell houses, get over yourself

You sell houses, get over yourself

Alright, let's talk about real estate agents. No, not about their tireless work, their market knowledge or their uncanny ability to make a dusty open house smell faintly of lemon and desperation -- or fresh cookies with nary a baked good in sight.

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I'd rather stay in a hotel than a pushy, intrusive Airbnb house

I'd rather stay in a hotel than a pushy, intrusive Airbnb house

When Airbnb first burst onto the scene, I, like many others, was instantly captivated. It felt revolutionary, a breath of fresh air in the often-stuffy world of travel accommodation. The idea was simple, yet brilliant: why stay in an impersonal hotel room when you could live like a local, stepping into someone else's beautifully curated home, even if just for a few days?

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Just sing the national anthem, don't 'make it your own'

Just sing the national anthem, don't 'make it your own'

I was recently passing one of our TVs that was showing a racecar event, the kind where the roar of the engines is a familiar soundtrack. As the spectacle ramped up, the announcers prepared viewers for the opening ceremony, of sorts.

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Let's see 'em. Show us!

Let's see 'em. Show us!

Every other day the world is treated to another vicious video of a teenager being attacked at school while onlookers giggle and record with their phones. (And I use the word “treated” sarcastically because the videos are usually disgustingly disturbing.)

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Sometimes a job is just a job, it's not a life

Sometimes a job is just a job, it's not a life

Let's be unequivocally clear: your workplace is not your family. And honestly, when companies insist on presenting their workforce as a "family," I find it utterly obnoxious, bordering on insulting.

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Am I the only one who hates email?

Am I the only one who hates email?

There are moments in life that stick with you – your first car, your first terrible haircut, the first time you realized that artisanal kale smoothies were actually just a fancy way to drink grass.

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You want access to my what?

You want access to my what?

To play a casino game on my phone I needed to give the app access to my address book, photos, videos and grant permission to record audio. Hmm… now, let’s see if I can figure out how my personal information and files could be compromised.

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Seriously, you're not fooling us

Seriously, you're not fooling us

For whom are you living? It’s something I ask during new year’s resolution season but all year-round when I scroll social media.

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You have some nerve complaining about it

You have some nerve complaining about it

Gas prices are through the roof and the cost of bacon is ridiculous. (Let's not get started on the price of eggs.) That was the consensus last weekend at a family celebration. Yes, we have deep conversations in our family.

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