You want a king? Fine. You can be my royal subject. Bow down.
So, the U.S. is in protest mode today. Reports say millions of people at over 2,000 protests are happening across the country.
In response, I've done some thinking. I have officially declared myself King Buff.
Here's how the world will be now that I've taken the crown.
(Plus, pick my new royal outfit out of these three options!)