Ah, Collin. Where do we even begin? Let's just say that if life in Buff Loft were a sitcom, he'd be the lovable, well-intentioned goofball that keeps the audience in stitches.
Our group has been talking about dating disasters and the stories coming out are amazing. Just incredible! From awkwardness at a restaurant to making an ass of yourself on a first date.
Oh, Collin. Where do we even begin? The belief that dimples can move people and change the world. The constant need to be within 10 feet of a mirror for obsessive hair checks. The thought that both of those two points can lead to getting anything he wants. Wrong, oh, how wrong.
It’s one thing to endure bad sex. It’s another thing to force yourself into focusing on what’s happening. Not to say that you’ll nod off but it’s not difficult to see how the mind could wander.
Drew's Stand-Up Special: A First Date Disasterpiece
It's a debate that we have all the time: Who is the favorite Buff Boy?
What DID he see in the backyard?
Collin is definitely no Gabe when it comes to pitiful dance moves but he fancies himself a showman when it comes to weddings. His reputation for, uh, unique dance moves precedes him. We've all witnessed the… enthusiasm… he brings to Buff Loft.
Most people have stories about their first date or a date gone horribly wrong -- maybe they're even the same date.
The joys of homeownership! Ben, bless his heart, as his fellow southern folk would say. He was practically bursting with pride.
Gabe, the pretty boy, is known for pampering himself. Whether that's carrying on a friendship with his botox injector just to get discounts or grabbing a last-minute massage because someone cancelled at the last minute and the spa offered a discount for a short-notice session, Gabe will do anything to spoil himself (on the cheap).
Minding his own business, Tanner was having lunch while working on his travel content in Nashville. Sitting in the corner of a sandwich shop, Tan was hammering away on his laptop before heading to his next excursion. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a woman in her 60s approach his table. He looked over.
I don't normally give these a title but here it is: Drew and the Case of the Crocodilian Calamity
It's time to get to know Randal a little better. He answers 20 off-the-wall questions to, well, kill some time and give you a laugh.
It's time to get to know Tanner a little better. He answers 20 off-the-wall questions to, well, kill some time and give you a laugh.
It's time to get to know Collin a little better. He answers 20 off-the-wall questions to, well, kill some time and give you a laugh.
It's time to get to know Ben a little better. He answers 20 off-the-wall questions to, well, kill some time and give you a laugh.
It's time to get to know Gabe a little better. He answers 20 off-the-wall questions to, well, kill some time and give you a laugh.
It's time to get to know Drew (aka Officer Spreadem) a little better. He answers 20 off-the-wall questions to, well, kill some time and give you a laugh.
Not that we're vain and caught up on looks (shut up) here at Buff Boy, but we do enjoy an embarrassing story when it makes a teammate look bad -- physically look bad.
'Looking at the timeline of events, it was THAT shot of Drew that was the tipping point'
There's nothing more a teen boy wants than the house to himself so he can, well, ya know. It's one thing to risk it when others are home but when the coast is clear you can really enjoy, well, ya know.
When a teenager gets his first car, he’s spending countless hours washing it, picking off every piece of lint and not allowing anyone to park too close. For Collin, his rich parents bought him a car for his sweet 16. And between looking at himself in the mirror and striking out with relationships, how did he find the time to take care of a massive piece of machinery?
Always fancying himself a songster, Drew spent hours putting on performances in his childhood bedroom. Attendance records were met each time he got new stuffed animals to arrange as an audience. In fact, the crowd was so quiet, Drew often got noise complaints… about his singing.
